And get your priorities straight.

Sometimes your dumbness irritates me. I mean, HELLO you don't even know how to placate your mother at age 19!! What sort of kid are you? Mothers are easy (relatively) to manipulate once you know how they work.

DON'T GIVE THEM EVIDENCE TO USE AGAINST YOU. THIS IS THE NUMBER RULE OF PUSHING THE LIMITS.

Fake or not, it's the smart thing to do.

You used up your chance today instead of waiting for tomorrow with me. It's things like these that make me feel like you don't care enough.

You may be oblivious to it, but that just makes it worse :(